The Bubbha’s Frontporch

I’m not sure who to feel bad or happy for in this video. I would call this epic either way. There’s a lot going on here, so watch the entire clip. (i.e. don’t fast forward)

Funny the things you find when your not looking. Basically the couple of block quotes below explain how before Noah’s Flood (probably should be called YHWH’s Flood) fallen angels had sexual intercourse with Earth women who in turn gave birth to a race of giants that roamed the land and caused men to be sinful. They had plenty of time to do it in since humans lived to be 120 years old. These giants, were all killed in the flood, that’s why we don’t see them to this day. However, their presence is still with us. God allowed 10% of the spirits of these giants to remain on Earth to influence mankind to do evil. Pretty sweet stuff!

Genesis 6:3

There were giants [nephilim] in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

The “lesser Genesis” called the Book of Jubilees talks about how:

the genesis of angels on the first day of Creation and the story of how a group of fallen angels mated with mortal females, giving rise to a race of giants known as the Nephilim. The Ethiopian version states that the “angels” were in fact the disobedient offspring of Seth (Deqiqa Set), while the “mortal females” were daughters of Cain. This is also the view held by most of the earliest commentators. Their hybrid children, the Nephilim in existence during the time of Noah, were wiped out by the great flood.

Also Hebrew was the Lingua franca for all people and ANIMALS of Earth. A nice explanation for this craziness is that these are remnants a polytheistic Jewish belief system of a nomadic social structure where the decedents of Gods walked amongst mankind.

This is a thought provoking billboard I drive past on my way to work in the mornings. So does this mean that Ben Franklin isn’t who we think he is? A kite flying francophilic bifocal and stove inventing weather prognosticating founding father. Maybe I misunderstand. OR Perhaps this billboard is referring to the Masons themselves. Maybe they are the ones misunderstood. Seems like this billboard should say: “Not who you think” and under it, “THE MASONS” written in some super awesome script to attract new recruits. I could be completely wrong again.

Here’s my possible interpretations of the billboard

1. The Ben Franklin Image Society is campaigning to get Benny’s pic on more money.
2. The Masons’ numbers are running low and they need new recruits.
3. The Masons are running a PR campaign to do damage control in light of recent movies like National Treasure and The Da Vinci Code.
4. Members of the Masonic Temple are lonesome and want people to ask them stuff.

I haven’t had a chance to fully explore the website, but here it is: askamason

OK, I looked into it little more and I believe the key here is “The Solomon Key.” I’m starting to get bored with this topic so I’ll just say that it’s the name of Dan Brown’s book about Freemasonry. And I can’t tell if its promoting his book or responding to it. Bluggh Oh, well…ambivalence has taken over.

Going to play armchair physicist tonight. Some cool things to think about. The birth of Universe. Visualize that for a second. I’m sure the vast majority of you think about it as blackness and then a sudden explosion filling that blackness with expanding light. But let me float this idea out there. Before the Big Bang there literally was NO space. No fabric of the universe, NO matter, NO dark energy, NO dark matter, NO-thing. If you will…no place to put the camera. There isn’t a vantage point to observe this event. All points in space and all matter that will EVER occur are occurring at this singularity the size of a pin prick on a flea’s prick. Thus when the primordial universe finally bangs, it’s space itself that expands. Stretching out in all directions. I used to think about it like matter was flying out from this place…the center of the universe. But that’s not the case. It’s the center of the universe that’s stretching in all directions. So literally every point in space is the center of the universe. The place of the Big Bang.

Now this part is a bit harder to understand and to conceptualize. But, if you keep traveling in one direction you’ll never reach the edge of the universe. The universe has no “edge.” Supposedly it’s shaped something like an ice cream cone…minus the ice cream. The universe is curved, but it is also existence. You can’t somewhere or somehow jump off of the ride to see where there is universe and where there isn’t universe. There is just Universe. NO-thing else. Which brings me to the conclusion of this post. The universe’s nature is such that it’s center is everywhere and it’s circumference is nowhere.

This post was inspired from reading a short post on a friend’s myspace blog.

Also sorry about all the CAPS in this post. But I was trying to stress the absoluteness of what I was saying, so I thought it was appropriate.

One should always pinch one’s self, shouldn’t one? One can go up to two, but only for the nipples. Nipples should alway be pinched simultaneously. (They get jealous) OK…but yes! AWAKE! ARISE! WAIT!

Read this first…

Don’t forget everyday that you are alive on this planet. Today is the only today that you will ever have. And tomorrow is a false hope. Annie was blowing smoke up all our asses. It’s not “only a day away”, it’s always a day away. But you’re right, I should ease up…she’s an orphan. And I know all this is a cliche, but consider this a memo. Be here now. Live in the moment. Today is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present. Life is what happens while you’re planning for it. You get the idea.

Now back to the pinching business. Just a reminder that “Hey, I’m alive!” It takes an active, alert, and aware mind to truly live in the moment. Its tough for everyone. Even monks sometimes will have someone thwack them with a belt in the middle of meditation to bring their mind back to the ground level. There is no denying or forgetting the stinging your body feels…that’s real. When I was more focused, I would put a small pebble in my shoe. When I walked I felt that pebble when I stepped which I used as a reminder…be here. This is real. It is, in fact, the only real thing.

Know that you walk on the Earth under your feet. The Earth pushes back!

Hail Eris! Hell yes!

Yeah, so to the two or three people that have read this blog before, you might have noticed that I changed the name of the site. Couple of reasons… One: I never really liked it anyways, but not enough to change it. Two: This was the clincher, there already exists a blog called “the holy chao.” Hard to be original when it comes to the internet. The weird thing is that the guy was totally into just about everything I was into. Secret societies, Mayan archaeology, eclectic music, RAW, and Discordianism. The latter being the source of the word “chao” which explains why this isn’t really a strange coincidence. Just a couple of guys that like discordianism and made a pun out of one of the words in the Principia Discordia. Where Taoists use the Tao as the union of Oppositional forces within the world as Yin-Yang. Discordians use the Sacred Chao as the Hodge-Podge (my usage labels these dual forces as Yee-Haw). Oh yeah, his name was Matt too.

Nevertheless, got a new name, a fresh new attitude, a new look (not really), and a fresh new slice of ideas and are just leaping off of my fingers - on to the the keyboard - through the ether via my wireless connection - winding its way through the labyrinthine network of the web - stopping only once for a piss - stepping right up to bubbha’s frontporch and plopping itself down for a good spell. Think I’ll have myself a sit down fer a piece and look out yonder and ponder on the infinite and the wind.

…Woot.

The Chao is mysterious in its myriad forms. Its like trying to look at a mirror. You can only see reality’s reflection. Maybe I’m just lazy, I really don’t Windex enough. And this brings up an interesting point…why the fuck IS cleanliness next to godliness? No one has explained this to me. It remains much like the Chao.

Perhaps, it could be I speak out of ignorance, as a befriended ninja once told me: “you’re like a child wandering in the darkness.” I wander with the Chao. The Chao both knows and wanders, yet finds the good grass. (Hence the wandering) But let’s not wander off-course. It may be that some great thinker at some point in the past had a damn good reason to say that cleanliness was next to godliness. It sounds like prudish uptight horseshit to me, but hey, I wasn’t there. There’s a context I’ve missed out on, thus the wandering. No one asked me but I’d put a helluva lot of other things next to godliness besides cleanliness. I mean take a look at my car to figure that one out. And come to think of it, godliness isn’t all that either.

Best be like the Chao: a wanderer that knows where the good grass is.

Nocturnally,

Laosuey